I'm still alive.

Alive and well.

Alive and VERY well, right at the moment.

I've been busybusybusybusybusybusybusy. It's like life just kinda opened it's massive jaws, let out a foul belch, and then swallowed me whole.

Yeah, the foul belch is in reference to the previous entry. Cause... MOST FOUL EXPERIENCE!

But, I'm updating because I just got off the phone with Doofus (DOOFUS!!!!!!!!!!!!) and he ordered me to update. And when Doofus orders, Doofus gets. It's like, required.

So, here I am. It's all good. Except the parts that suck. But even those are laced with goodness what with it meaning I'm ALIVE and have a family and friends and a life.

And isn't this just the most confusing entry ever?

HI DANGERSPOUSE!! *insane grin*

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P.S.
It really is REALLY all good right now, because I just spent the last 15 minutes laughing so hard I fell out of my chair and was left gasping for breath as tears streamed down my face.

Doofus rocks.

Because Doofus speaks Citrus.

~Ciao!~

The broker and owner of the real estate office here in town that just happens to be our biggest competition drew this for me when we were at a meeting/class for all the local offices. The dude is cool. Very cool.

before & after