10:17 a.m. - Wednesday, Mar. 11, 2009
I found this particularly amusing...
Q: How many women with PMS does it take to change a light Bulb?
Woman's Answer: Only one! And do you know why? Because no one else in this house knows how to change a light bulb. They don't even know that the bulb is burned out. They would sit in the dark for three days before they figured it out.
And, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to find the #&%*^@$&*#%$ light bulbs despite the fact that they've been in the SAME CABINET for the past 17 YEARS!
But if they did, by some miracle of God, actually
find them, 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged
to stand on to change the STUPID light bulb would
STILL BE IN THE SAME SPOT!
AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD BE
THE WRAPPER THE FREAKING
LIGHT BULBS CAME IN BECAUSE
NO ONE EVER PICKS UP OR
CARRIES OUT THE GARBAGE!
IT'S A WONDER
WE HAVEN'T ALL
SUFFOCATED FROM
THE PILES OF
GARBAGE THAT
ARE A FOOT
DEEP THROUGHOUT
THE ENTIRE
HOUSE!!
IT WOULD TAKE
AN ARMY TO
CLEAN THIS PLACE!
AND DON'T
EVEN GET
ME STARTED
ON WHO CHANGES
THE TOILET
PAPER ROLL!!
