1:32 p.m. - Sunday, Oct. 03, 2010
Either halfway across the nation... Or gay. Dammit.
Why is it that I only ever get propositioned by crackheads or dirty old men? Where's the nice, sweet, handsome guy (and my idea of handsome is not what you'd expect, people) to walk up and say, "Hey, you've sure got a sweet smile. Wanna have dinner with me?"
...when did all the decent guys disappear? Or move to Portland?
